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It's past bedtime and there are aliens slithering around in the night. They begin as blips on a screen that pulse louder and louder with every step they take closer to you. Your flashlight begins to waver and that's when you feel their black claws tearing through the air at your eyes.
You react. You pull the trigger on your pulse rifle..... but nothing happens because the freakin' power in your neighborhood has gone out! But just before you realize what is going on, just before you come back to reality; when you are still locked in that moment of dreadful suspense -- your mind screams out, "AHHHH! JUMPING JESUS! TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!"
Yes, that happened to me last night folks. Suffice to say, I'll no longer be playing Aliens vs Predator 2 during a thunderstorm. Goodnight.
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