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Yeah awesome film!
The best bit, is the Black Knight scene.
Scene 4
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
Black Knight
Aaaagh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
Black Knight
Aaagh!
Green Knight
Ooh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
[stab]
Black Knight
Aagh!
Green Knight
Oh!
[King Arthur music]
Ooh!
[music stops]
Black Knight
Aaaagh!
[clang]
Black Knight and Green Knight
Agh!, oh!, etc.
Green Knight
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[Black Knight kills Green Knight]
[thud]
[scrape]
Black Knight
Umm!
[clop clop clop]
Arthur
You fight with the strength of Many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest Knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
Black Knight
None shall pass.
Arthur
What?
Black Knight
None shall pass.
Arthur
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight
Then you shall die.
Arthur
I comMand you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight
I move for no Man.
Arthur
So be it!
Arthur and Black Knight
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[Arthur chops the Black Knight's left arm off]
Arthur
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight
'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur
A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight
No, it isn't.
Arthur
Well, what's that, then?
Black Knight
I've had worse.
Arthur
You liar!
Black Knight
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[Arthur chops the Black Knight's right arm off]
Arthur
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
Black Knight
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Arthur
What?
Black Knight
Have at you!
[kick]
Arthur
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight
Oh, had enough, eh?
Arthur
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight
Yes, I have.
Arthur
Look!
Black Knight
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
Arthur
Look, stop that.
Black Knight
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
Arthur
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[Arthur chops the Black Knight's right leg off]
Black Knight
Right. I'll do you for that!
Arthur
You'll what?
Black Knight
Come here!
Arthur
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight
I'm invincible!
Arthur
You're a looney.
Black Knight
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[Arthur chops the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight
Ooh. All right, we'll call it a draw.
Arthur
Come, Patsy.
Black Knight
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
And the witch scene.
"What do we do with witches?"
"BURN EM!"
Hehe, not as good as THE LIFE OF BRIAN, but still awesome!
[ 11-10-2002, 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ]
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