LOL Magik, that was the funniest thing I've heard all day.
I think to be evil, you have to do things that intentionally hurt other people for the sake of hurting them. That doesn't mean that there aren't some people who don't fit that profile that aren't @$$holes (backstabbers and the like) but they're not necessarily evil.
Evil is taking over Europe and killing millions of innocent women and children, as well as men, simply because they are of a different mindset.