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10. God worried that Eve would be lost in the Garden of Eden because she couldn't read the map.
9. God knew that Adam needed someone to lose the remote in a seat cushion every 15 minutes.
8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment every time he got a sniffle, felt a twinge in his big toe, thought maybe he was retaining too much water, decided that caffine was giving him heart palpitations and panic attacks, or was sure that he had a brain tumor.
7. God knew that without eve nagging him to put some clothes on... he would realize that he doesn't actually NEED to wear that fig leaf... and the whole fig leaf industry would collapse.
6. God knew that Adam would need someone who was too whimpy to take out the garbage herself.
5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he needed Eve around with her constant headaches... in order to avoid overpopulation.
4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need someone to blow his gardener salary on shoes and bingo, all the while berating him for not getting that "chief gardener" position yet.
3. Adam needed someone to complain that the apple he got her wasn't as nice as the apple the neighbor got for his wife.
2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone, because then he might be happy, and we can't have that."
1. And the No. 1 reason of all [Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.] God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "Like the humans I've created, even I can mess up a good thing."
I have issues with stereotypical sexist jokes, and while I don't take issue with peoples right to post them, I feel compelled to show the other side how nasty they sound when their directed at you. (kindof like Cartman and the Sailing Away song) [img]smile.gif[/img]
[ 11-07-2002, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Thoran ]
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