No mi amigo Senor

All I've ever had to put up with is ice storms that break down all the power lines, kill most of the trees and shrubs in February, a snowstorm in May, 65 days in a row with temps over 100F. and no rain June-August, floods in October, all in the same year.
Now we can wait for reports of bad weather everywhere else in the world. See what you're about to start.