[Steve Fox]

Originally posted by Animal: quote: Originally posted by Steve Fox: never have I broken a bone and quite frankely I'm anoid,so I would like to hear from any one that has had broken bones to make me feel jealous enough to jump of something high enough to brake something and have a broken bone to my name

Pretty much broke every major bone in my body at one point or another.
Both legs, both arms, three ribs, collar bone twice, ankle, wrist, neck, and crushed a vertabrae in my back.
I'm not exactly sure why you'd want to break something, but I'd suggest starting off small, like maybe a pinky finger or big toe!
If that doesn't do it for you, you could try a couple of things I did:
1. A three story fall onto concrete, with an apartment balcony following close behind or,
2. A 9mm bullet in the leg and one in the neck.
I don't remember #1 much, just a loud crack, beginning to slide downwards and yelling out "oh *expletive deleted*". Apparently I grabbed onto the balcony on the way down to try and stop myself, but all I did was rip it out of the wall on the way down. The second one I remember quite vividly and always will. So the moral of the story being, Kids...we're trained proffesinals. Don't try this at home.[/QUOTE]I worship you