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Originally posted by Steve Fox:
never have I broken a bone and quite frankely I'm anoid,so I would like to hear from any one that has had broken bones to make me feel jealous enough to jump of something high enough to brake something and have a broken bone to my name
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Pretty much broke every major bone in my body at one point or another.
Both legs, both arms, three ribs, collar bone twice, ankle, wrist, neck, and crushed a vertabrae in my back.
I'm not exactly sure why you'd want to break something, but I'd suggest starting off small, like maybe a pinky finger or big toe!
If that doesn't do it for you, you could try a couple of things I did:
1. A three story fall onto concrete, with an apartment balcony following close behind or,
2. A 9mm bullet in the leg and one in the neck.
I don't remember #1 much, just a loud crack, beginning to slide downwards and yelling out "oh *expletive deleted*". Apparently I grabbed onto the balcony on the way down to try and stop myself, but all I did was rip it out of the wall on the way down. The second one I remember quite vividly and always will. So the moral of the story being, Kids...we're trained proffesinals. Don't try this at home.
[ 11-06-2002, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Animal ]