[The Lilarcor]

In my newspaper (Okay, so it was in the humor column in the viewpoint - but hey, I'm a gullible american) I read about a college putting remote control cannons on the back of cockroaches. Now that would be scary, it seems to me that as their already going to survive nuclear war, then they don't need armorment, but then again, as they aren't mentioned in any treaties of the international community, we might as well drop them in Iraq and use them without getting blamed... Or we could poison them with school food, either way works, but until then, I'm getting my can of raid ready for when the cockroaches start demand food and shooting my ankles...