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A TRUE CONFESSION FROM A BORN TEXAN
I don't own a cowboy hat.
I don't have a big belt buckle.
I haven't worn cowboy boots in 30 years.
I've only ridden a horse a few times and the last time was 1973.
I don't drive a pickup truck.
I don't own a longhorn or oil well.
I only say howdy to people who have never been to Texas.
I was born and live in a city that has over 1 million people.
I don't listen to country&western music. I listen to techno and rock (Check out Solerift website.)
I have a BS and Masters degree
I don't chew or dip tobacco or snuff
I don't drink beer
I've never shot an Indian (I'm part Shoshone)
I don't own a gun
I don't carry a knife.
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