Actually, I believe there is a conspiracy afoot!
Everyone
knows A.G. invented the internet. And he didn't waste anytime "developing" it like the stupid Defense Department would have. He just flat out invented that sucker about a dozen years ago. From idea to process in one fell swoop!
Those DoD guys! It's just like them to try and take Al's Gorey, um, I mean glory.
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