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Here's what I'd do to Johnny:
1 Give him a case of beer.
2 Give him a plane ticket to Budapest and $1,000 USD
3 Give him another case of beer.
4 Introduce him to a quartet of lucious female dancers.
5 Follow him with a video camera.
6 Give him and the dancers a case of beer.
6 Sell video on internet.
7 Pay Johnny video royalties in the form of 10 cases of beer.
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