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Iron Ranger-
You're ruining our mystique as a cactus filled wasteland burning under a desert sky. People expect us to run around in boots and cowboy hats and say things like, Howdy pardner. Do you really want to disillusion all of our faraway friends?
P.S. Did you know that northern Minnesota is called the Iron Range and that they tell Ranger jokes which are identical to our Aggie jokes. Only the names are changed to insult the innocent.
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