Good One Arledrian
As for edible TP, thats easy, just string cotton candy but do it in a roll rather than a big... fluffy... fleshy looking... dust buny ball... hmmm that gives me some ideas . . .
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I always like to scare the living daylights out of the kids when they come over tho, last year my doorbell rang, i opened it up and hid behind the door, all the lights in the room were off except for a tiny light in a room far off... they were of course like "hello?"
and Then I closed the door behind them if they come in!
hillarity ensues!
This year I'm going to get some freinds to dress up like zombies and when I answer the door I give the kiddies candy which I assure them is Poisoner eRR I MEAN NO its not poinsoned
and then ressurect the courpses as they walk away [img]tongue.gif[/img] "Zombies! Seize them!!!" "aiiieee!" "aauurrr..." "YVAN EHT NIOJ!!!"
only thing that really sucks is when my parents are around -_- they take this holiday as a time to bite eachothers heads off every year and I'm not sure why... Teachers and Haloween don't mix... put TWO teachers together on haloween and its like putting a kitten and a puppy in a cardboard box... go figure...