Oh shoot - look who's joined the party.
NO - you are wrong on point one, Oblivious to subtitle and the world around you on point two, and then (predictably) came the pro gun waffle.
In your language I believe that is called batting 0 for 3.
Someone has offered to teach me knitting - fortunately I took the 30 mins opportunity to arrange lessons. My thanks to the kind compassionate soul who is to assist me with patient instruction - I now know that my next week can be spent on productive activities.
Don't let me detain you a moment longer - you must have wonderful, inventive, and (gasp) "NEW" theories you will want to espouse.
Exit stage right