[J.J.]

Here's one I heard the other day....bwahahahah!

Blonde, brunette, and redhead escapees stumble upon a farmer, and make the usual promises about rewards for hiding them from the ongoing search. After a moment, the farmer agrees, and tells them to go up to the barn and hide there.

Sure enough, a deputy drives up a little later asking the farmer if he's seen anything or body strange around. Farmer replies that he has not, at which point the deputy asks to look around the property in case the farmer missed the escapees.

They wander up to the barn, and there inside the door on some hay are some big burlap sacks. The deputy nudges the first one, that has the readhead, and she makes a "meow". Cats, huh? asks the deputy. Yup, taken'em over to the Johnson's later on.

Deputy toes the next sack with the brunette in it, and she barks "woof, woof"
Dogs, eh?. Yup, comes the reply. Goin over to Anderson's after Johnson's.

Deputy toes the last sack with the blonde in it, she says "potatoes" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

[ 10-19-2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: J.J. ]