Thank you for now destroying my faith in Santa. You mean that now science has proven that he issint real? That my letters every Christmas to the North Pole are wasted on some pudgy eskimo named Bob? That its really my abusive alcoholic father and not Santa that delivers gifts and eats the food I leave out? Regadless of the fact that my house has no chimney and no fireplace?
WHY? WHY HAVE YOU TOLD ME THIS?
You shall forever be known by this young boy as the person who killed Santa.. you evil evil person..