According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no
signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last
week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank
has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in
Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office staff at Karate Bank
got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at
Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
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