Dude.. what was a post about a LOTR mockery.. Just take a chill pill and realise what you just said had no relevance whatsoever to the topic. Plus, read some other books.
On the flip side,
Excellent post
Really agree with you on some cinematic choices that Peter Jackson took, but I think the movie really did give LOTR its due justice. It had to be accessable to the general public. Fact is I think the movie motivated more people to read the trilogy than word of mouth ever has..
So just chill out, enjoy the movie, study the book, and remember what the topic is when you dump something that carefully thought-out on us