LOL, once we were on a family visit to the Big Bend, here in Texas, which is in the middle of the desert of West Texas, and stopped at one of those combination gas station and convenience stores. My dumb brother-in-law was right in front of me, and he was buying one of those bottled waters. He asked, how much and the dried up old lady behind the counter said, two dollars. "BiL" says, "I can't belive that you charge two dollars for a bottle of water," and the woman snaps back, "Yeah, I can't believe that you tourists pay that much."
