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Note: this was taken from a British satire magasine known as the Private Eye. i thought it was damned funny but if anyone takes offence then I'll remove it [img]smile.gif[/img]
DOES SADDAM POSSESS A MOUSTACHE?
By Our defense Staff Brig. John trumper-Smythe
The Dossier released last week by Tony Blair contains conclusive evidence that Saddam Hussein has the capacity to grow a moustache in 48 hours. In fact he may already have one.
Intelligence reports from deep inside iraq suggest that the iraqi Moustache Project (codenamed SADMOUST) is already highly-advanced.
details of the project could not be included in the dossier in case they comprimised valuable intelligence sources (poss G. Bush).
Cat and moustache.
Saddam has a long history of playing "cat and mouse" games with UN Moustache Inspectors. Sometimes they are allowed into the Presidential Palace-At other times they are told it is closed "for repairs".
Said one former inspector; "Saddam cannot be trusted. he could easily have a moustache by now. But we would not neccesarily know."
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