Modern art! I have heard all sorts of stories about Modern Art! Here is one off my Dad!
A Modern Gallery bought a bed from an Artist. It was a work of art from this artist. All it was, was the bed the artist had got out of every morning for a while. An open bed, apparantly sold for a load of money!
And another work of art, a single black brush stroke on a piece of canvas, was sold for a load of money!

Modern art, all it is is what we take for granted sold for a bundle of money!