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You might be a redneck if you see a sign and it reminds you to pull up your pants.
You might be a redneck if your richest relitive buys a home and you have to help him take the wheels off of it.
You might be a redneck if someone comes to your front door every day thinking you are having a garage sale.
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I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!
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