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Originally posted by Big Bad Bear:
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Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
If your mother does not remove the Marlboro cigarette from between her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass. . .
you might be a redneck.
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My mom is on Lucky Strikes... Should I be scared? 
[/QUOTE]It depends. Does she light them with a match, a lighter, or by leaning over the bar and saying "which 'un of you fellers is gonna gimme a light"? As well, does she often tell people to kiss her ass? Until I have more info, I have to advise you not to get in the car with her after she's been drinkin' - unless of course you're going 4-wheelin in your car then it's okay (gotta be drinkin if you're 4-wheelin).