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Pangur Ban · 09-29-2002, 07:27 PM

You've probably heard of "Bowlingual", an attachment to a dog's collar that transmits the back to a hand held unit that tells you what the dog is trying to communicate.

The makers of Bowlingual are now working on "Meowlingual" for cats.

Sad world, isn't it? Countless pet owners have managed to survive without either of these gadgets. Still, the Bowlingual does actually seem to work as claimed.

Cat owners, would you buy a Meowlingual?

I wonder what a Meowlingual will/would/should communicate?

Feed me( and I'll get my claws outta your leg )
I just coughed up a furball in your shoe.
I left a dead mouse behind your desk.
I want attention
I am angry ( who needs a Meowlingual to translate a lashing tail? )

Pang [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img]

09-29-2002, 07:27 PM	#1
Pangur Ban Avatar Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 65 Posts: 569	You've probably heard of "Bowlingual", an attachment to a dog's collar that transmits the back to a hand held unit that tells you what the dog is trying to communicate. The makers of Bowlingual are now working on "Meowlingual" for cats. Sad world, isn't it? Countless pet owners have managed to survive without either of these gadgets. Still, the Bowlingual does actually seem to work as claimed. Cat owners, would you buy a Meowlingual? I wonder what a Meowlingual will/would/should communicate? Feed me( and I'll get my claws outta your leg ) I just coughed up a furball in your shoe. I left a dead mouse behind your desk. I want attention I am angry ( who needs a Meowlingual to translate a lashing tail? ) Pang [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img] __________________ Not enough time to care ....