Dear Tech support.
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
> of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
> included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
> itself into all other programs and launches during system
> initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
> Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
> Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.
> Also it appears to have self installed some kind of system destroying
> application called Mother-In-Law 2.5, which appears interfear with
> all other applications I attemp to run?
> I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does
> not work on this program. Can you help me!!
>
> Thanks Joe
>
>
>
> Dear Joe:
>
> This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
> a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
> Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
> ENTERTAINMENT" program.
>
> Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and designed by its creator to run
> everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
> still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within
> your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing
> is gained.
> It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files
> from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
> because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
> install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
> the original system.
> Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I
> recommend you keep Wife1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having
> Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
> section regarding General Partnership Faults (PS). You must assume
> all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
> regardless of their cause.
>
> The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE.
> The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
> the PS.
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
> buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I
> recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.
>
> Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt
> 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely
> to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> There is an application called Mistress 2.1 which may help, but we
> warn you, this MUST be installed using STEALTH MODE!! As again this
> is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of Luck.
> Tech Support