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Anywho, my mom got this joke off her board - prolly PG rated.
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Mr Bear and Mr Rabbit were walking through the forest when they came upon a magic lamp, they rubbed it, and granted three wishes each.
Mr Bear - I wish ALL the other bears in this forest were female!
Mr Rabbit - I wish for a motorcycle!
Mr Bear shrugs, and thinks its a pretty reasonable wish
Mr Bear - I wish ALL the other bears in the country were female!
Mr Rabbit - I wish for a motorcycle helmet!
Mr Bear is taken aback, but figures its not his problem.
Mr Bear - I wish ALL the other bears in the WORLD were female!
Mr Rabbit revs his engine, straps on his helmet, and, while speeding away, yells
- I wish Mr Bear was gay!!!
[ 09-23-2002, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ]
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