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Ok a few more then!@ [img]tongue.gif[/img]
* Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
- Jack Handy
* "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. "
- Sir Winston Churchill
* Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
* "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere."
-Voltaire
* A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." -William James
* "Some say music without words isn't music at all.. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass."
* If something cannot be bought with money, it can always be bought with more money"
-- bulgarian proverb
* Wow! That is alot of Indians." Gen. G.A. Custer July 4, 1876
* Where soever you go, go with all your heart.
by Confucius
* "Marriage, being a lifelong venture, should be approached with care and caution." - Bluebeard
* "Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior." - Hun, A.T.
* "Life is full of little surprizes." - Pandora
* Expect nothing; be prepared for anything.
-Samurai saying
* "It's always fun when good friends get together." - Pestilence, War, Famine, & Death
* ¨Where is all this freaking water coming from?¨
- Captain of the titanic
* If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it
* It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time
* -I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex. I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness
* Some say death is but a sleep. The way I see it, it's a lot harder to get up in the morning
* "Is it hot here, or is it just me?" Jeanne D'Arc
* The true measure of a person is how they behave around their lover.
* Mexican Americans...
Believe in education....
So they go to night school...
and take Spanish....
And get a "B".
* "Here's to Alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!" - H. Simpson
* "Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously"
* Beware the Anger of the Dove - Ancient Chinese Proverb
* The only Ying u will find up on the mountian is the one u bring there!@
And one special one:
* "The Devil can cite scripture for his Purpose"
I like the last one ...
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