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When Bart shakes Homer's beer can on April Fools Day and it explodes.
Chief Wiggum and Officer Lou are sitting in a police car...
Officer Lou: That looks like an explosion at the Old Simpson Place.
Chief Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Officer Lou: It looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.
Chief Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Officer Lou: We need pretzels. I repeat, pretzels.
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<img border=\"0\" alt=\"[railgun]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/railgun.gif\" /> <br />Railguns. When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherf****r in the room. Accept no substitutes.
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