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Originally posted by jabidas:
All these people are morons.
For Romantic succes you will need to preform the a complicated dance of mating to impress her. First you will need to find some elder beries. Rub them on your armpits until you reek of the things ( if you can get a lemon to wrap in your hair if it is long she will be even more enchanted). This scent will set the tone of your meeting. Now approach her and strip to the waist. Make sure you have drawn charcoal patterns of your chest first. Almost forgot that bit. Now squat down and dance around her kicking your feet forwards while chanting the theme tune to your favorite washing poweder advert. A good tip is to support yourself by tying a a large pole to your pack, bound to keep you vertical more or less. Now if she dosnt run away screaming and calling for the cops (highly unlightly) she will swoon with love.
If anybody offers you chloroform run very fast.
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Now thats a crazy idea if I ever heard of one!