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Old 09-12-2002, 05:58 PM   #5
Lord of Alcohol
Xanathar Thieves Guild
 

Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Charlotte,NC
Age: 61
Posts: 4,570
Rest assured Lord of Alcohol is here with the answer to your problems!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] Put the cat on to a clay pigeon launcher. Have a freind or relative stand by. Say "PULL" and then shoot the offensive kitty with a shotgun as it flies through the air! With practice you can shoot two of them! [img]smile.gif[/img] This is also a recomended method for getting rid of neighborhood strays. A real challenge is to bundle up a whole litter of kittens and see how many you get!
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