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Old 09-06-2002, 10:20 AM   #1
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Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Cambridge
Age: 42
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Hot Air ballon joke:
as with all hot air ballon jokes
someone has to be chucked out
it's farm animals this time and time is running out
ur usual compliment of a pig, chicken, ox, donkey, dog, etc. are the passengers of this ill fated joke
so the rule is to tell a joke if everyone laughs then ur safe
if one person fails to laugh u r out
so the ox went 1st
knowing his joke is the best and since jokes can't be repeated, he told his joke well...
every animal laughed except for the pig
everyone was like: why don't u find it funny?
the pig looked blank...
so the ox sadly has to go

next came the dog..

told an awful joke and everyone was silent... except for the pig who bursted into a fit of laughter
after the dog went
everyone asked why it was funny
the pig said:
now i get the cow's joke!

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