I feel your anguish Eppers.
A few years back at one of many parties, there was a chick that bought along some Vodka Cruisers, y'know the diferent colored ones. Anywho, early in the morning when the party was dying down and peeps were heading to town, 2mates and I watched as she walked into my bedroom, and we all looked at one another with puzzled looks on our faces. Not wanting her to coma on my bed (try getting your g/f to believe that story

) I walked over to tell her that my room was off limits.
I opened the door and saw her with her pants around her ankles; she saw me and yelled out "Close the door ya pervert!" She was squatted on the end of my bed taking a piss, obviously thinking she was in the toilet which was actually the door opposite my bedroom. I ended up throwing my sheets and selling the bed due to the blue stain that I couldn't remove. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
That same nite a guy that was also drinking the cruisers had passed out on the kitchen floor and peed himself, we even got a picture of him laying in this pool of blue urine

Ah, those were the days...