It actually took me a few seconds to understand this one. Heehee, not for the easily offended:
THE HYPNOTIST
>
> The Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles
> around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to
the
> stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or
> three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to
> hypnotize each and every member of this audience."
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
> antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your
eye
> on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It has been in my
> family for six generations."
>
> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
> chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The
> crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> gleaming off its polished surface.
>
> Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until
> suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
> floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
>
> "SHIT!" exclaimed the hypnotist.
>
> It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
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