Holy Grail's the only one I've seen so far, I've been looking everywhere but they're not incredibly popular outside of Britain
"Some day, lad, all this will be yours."
"What, the curtains? "
"Can't I have just a little bit of peril?"
"What makes you think she's a witch?"
"Well she turned me into a newt! "
"A newt? "
"I got better..."
"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
"We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"
"I'm not dead... I feel happy! I feel happy!"