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Oi, whacks, new from the front line, as heard by the town criers:
"LOLTH ORDERS HER CHILDREN BACK TO THE UNDERDARK!"
"tAKHISIS AND TIAMAT TEAM UP WITH THE PLATINIUM FATHER TO PUT WHACKY'S ARMY DOWN!"
"HOARDS OF PISSED-OFF DRAGONS OVER TAKE WHACKY'S LANDS!"
"DARLANTIAN AND AURORA DESTROY HALF OF WHACKY'S ARMY!"
"SCREAMS OF PAIN HEARD AS KALTIA SHOWS WHACKY WHY SHE'S THE NUMBER 1 TORTURER!"
"DEMOGORGON DESTROYED BY BAATEZU PRINCE!"
Once you've worked out who/what I mean, bye bye!
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The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do. |