What the hell is going on? I don't remember guys at school being so thick. Nor do I remember any of the girls being superbright, either. I reckon the female population of the world has hatched an evil plan to leech the intelligence of young boys while their minds are still easy to warp and twist, thus reducing us males to an ape-like slave race that these new, uberintelligent woman-creatures will be able to dominate with ease! We're all doomed to an eternity of servitude and trailing our knuckles on the ground!
It won't happen, I tells ya! I'm on to you! I'll fight you she-demons to the best of my intellectual capacity! You'll never touch me - my mental defenses r too tuff an' I be kwite smrt an' I kan fink up duzens of brill plans dat will krush ya - ug.
Ug.
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