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Old 08-22-2002, 11:43 AM   #192
Lord Shield
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Originally posted by Legolas:
Hey! Who put that... thing... in my slipper? LS, I order you to order your slave to clean it out with his tongue. And make me breakfast [img]tongue.gif[/img]
*cuts tongue out, turns it to stone and scoops the poo out. Then puts it intio a bowl, sprinkles sugar on top and pours milk in*

here's your breakfast

*new tongue grows back*