[Dundee Slaytern]

Originally posted by ronan: Vampires have feelings to you know. Mostly lust and hate but still a little therapy could go a long way.

*Scene: Underground Crypt. Two Paladins and a confused Vampire are in a therapy session*

"Can you feel the love, brother? Can you see the light?"

"I... ..."

"Can you feel it? FEEL IT BROTHER! EMBRACE THE LIGHT OF GOD!"

"Yes! I... CAN! I can feel it!"

"AMEN!"

"A... Amen!"

"AMEN BROTHER! Say it with FEELING!"

"AMEN!"

"AMEN!"

"Aa-RRGGGHHHH!"

"Dang... lost another one."

"That was mean, Brother Titus. You know prayers kill them."

"Bah! Prayers are part of the therapy, Brother Shlan. What better way to cleanse the mind and soul than to reach out to Torm and embrace him?"

These are undead, Brother Titus. Torm does not exactly like them.

"Hmmmm... perhaps you have a point, Brother Shlan. It was getting tedious trying to communicate with these mindless beings anyway. Oh well, time to run around dispensing Torm's wisdom the hard way."

"Finally."

And so the two Paladins drew theirs Holy weapons out and ran rampant in the many crypts; shouting out prayers with feeling as they turned the many undead, that lurked in the crypts, into many chunky little pieces.