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"In the year 2202, following at time known as 'The 100 year Internet Flame War' (2003-2109) and 'The 89 year Civil Enlightenment of the New Technorevolution [The Great Destruction]' (2110-2201), shall begin a new phase in human history. It shall be known as 'A New Phase In Human History' or possible 'Alternate Plan B' and shall be defined by the practice of 'democrisis' - i.e: whenever there is a crisis all humans shall run around in circles crying 'what do I do? what do I do?' before deciding to do absolutely nothing.
Major crisis' will follow long periods of inactivity which shall lead human evolution to disregard the need for a head.
'Humans' or 'Bodmans' as they shal be known, will be arms, legs and torsos wandering the earth and bumping into each other.
Sometime around the year 2367 (or 2475-9384) all Bodmans will have wandered together to the edge of the earth. There they shall fall off and be devoured buy the Daemons that live between earth and Las Vegans.
And that, as they say, is that"
- Old Ironworks Prophesy (possibly constructed by The Lord of Alcohol in 1997, or by Sigmund Freud in the 4th Dimension)[Possibly untrue, but it's in the future...]{Also possibly a rejected Star Trek 11 movie sub plot, I'm really not sure, I can't keep track of it all these days}
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