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"Should I succeed in my quest, I will not jeopardise my newly established heroic image. I will not engage in celebratory sex with the heroine without first making sure we are not under surveillance. Also, my comrades and I will not, under any circumstancecs, stand in a row and applaud ourselves"
"After obtaining a glowing jewelled ruune-inscribed dagger from an ancient tomb that the ghost of the greater wizard of the previous age led dme to in a vision, I will not wait until all my other weapons have failed, and half my colleagues have been devoured, before trying it out against the fearsome monster's seemingly-invulnerable hide"
"Obtaining vital information by torturing the Evil Overlord's captured henchman would NOT make me as evil as he is"
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