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some more titbits from this article:
1) When my intrepid party reaches the scenic overlook point where the vast array of the enemy's evil yet fascinating military-industrial facilities is spread out in an awesome tableau below us, we will not crouch down and stare at it. We'll assume that the enemy's border guards also enjoy the view deom the vantage point, and get our butts out of there pronto.
2) Before embarking on the epic quest, I will suggest to the council of Ancient and All-Knowing Yet Oddly Powerless Beings that, instead of hiking hundreds of leagues on foot into the Dark Land and being air-lifted out by the Great Eagle, we do it the other way around.
3) I will not make wisecracks to my torturers. They're just trying to do their job, and I am secure enough in my heroism not to have to prove it by withstanding the EXTRA-severe torture they reserve for those who piss them off.
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