Two vampires go to a vampire Bar. The first one orders a glass of blood, while the second one orders a cup of hot water. Then the first one asks from the second Vamp "Why did you order water? Are you not a vampire!?". The other one answers:"Well, of course i am, but Im having tea today" and takes some used tampons out of his pocket.
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