[Horatio]

Sing to The tune of "I want it That way" by the Backstreet Boys

Which Backstreet Boy's Gay?

we are...on fire
We have...desire,
but one...swings THAT way,
one Backstreet Boy's Gay,

But we...don't want to,
be mean,
since now he's a queen,
don't ask please,
which Backstreet Boy's Gay,

Tell me who!
Ain't sayin that it's AJ,
Tell me who!
Ain't sayin that ut's Howie,
Tell me who,
I never wanna here you say,
Which,
one of us is gay,

Now I can see him,
he's in women's clothes,
and he don't need an IUD, (yeah)
he likes Village People,
he's playin Crocket,
his dog is a Pikumise!

He is...on fire,
his back...perspires,
Don't say, (don't say) (won't say)
Who's GAY?

He's always sayin,
ain't nothin but a butt ache,
ain't nothin but a fruit cake, (tell me who)
I never wanna here you say,
Which, one of us is gay
Tell me who,
ain't sayin that it's Brian,
Tell me who!
Ain't sayin Nick or Kevin
Tell me who,
he's bakin up a Soufflé,
which Backstreet Boy's Gay?

...okay...we're allllll gay....

More coming YOUR way, soon.