[Mojo]

Mojo's day:

Today (26th) Mojo decided to get up extra early so that he could pack his things for a camping trip, so he woke up at about 12:15. He spent a few hours not doing very much, because without Al, his life surely is dull, and he has no people such as Dizzy or Lady Blue to talk to...sniff...But when he finally got ready, he put on his camoflage and made his way into Peterhead, where he was taken to Fivie Castle, where the Sealed Knot Society were perfoming a re-enactment of the Battle of Fivie Castle. He had to camp overnight for Friday night and Saturday night, in a tent, but he could not sleep because he was watching the tents to make sure none of them caught fire, because someone apparantly has to do that all the time, and he couldn't sleep because of other people snoring so loud it actually gave him a headache. This made Mojo angry. Angry Mojo means upset cadets, when he doesn't let them get away with the things they usually get away with, but he got them told, for he can be loud when he has good reason. He also didn't get any sleep on the Saturday night and it is now technically Monday morning (12:35). Mojo is now hallucinating, and is increasingly paranoid and tetchy.

And the moral of this story is - 1)Never leave your familiar indoors-based life
2)Get some sleep and
3)Listen to NCOs, for they will get angry and you will clean toilets to pay.