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kitten adopted!... I honestly don't want to go through that again!
*ring ring*
*picks up phone* hello?
caller: hello, I'm calling about the ad about the kittens... you got any left you gonna get rid of?
*hangs up* CLICK!
*ring ring*
*picks up phone* hello?
caller: HI! I'm calling about the kitten ad in the paper...and I'm interested in one.
receiver: ok, I have 3 males and they are all grey...
caller: are they litter-trained?
receiver: yes, I have a question for you... do you declaw?
caller: yes! I...
CLICK!
*ring ring*
*picks up phone* hello?
caller: hello. I'm calling about the kitten ad in the paper... do you have any white females with blue eyes?
receiver: for the fourth time, no.
CLICK!
*ring ring*
*picks up phone* hello?
caller: is this the person I talk to about the kittens?
receiver: yes
caller: Do you know that males cause females to get pregnant? you should get them fixed! Yaddayaddayaddayaddayapyapyap
receiver: I know you and what connection you work for... don't call me again or I'll report you for harrassment.
caller: er...
CLICK!
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