just the other day I met with some Louisiana Game Masters (im on vacation from cuba, remember). I was fighting a large black dragon who had disguised himself as a bronze dragon. He liked to play with his food before he ate it
he said: "Hello Gents! I shall grant you prizes and passage if you answer these riddles"
Riddle 1: "What turns people brown and plants green!"
"THE SUN" A clerek said, and he got a potion of water breathing.
Riddle 2: "What like's to tear through flesh and has an insatiable apetite?"
WIthout waiting for an answer the dragon swooped down, the mages all cast santuary and hid and the clerek drank the potion and dove into the water leaving me (a necro-ranger) and a halfling fighter to pick off the dragon...
Well the halfling provided a great diversion and ended up getting swallowed whole after being picked up and chewed for a few rounds, meanwhile i was preparing the first spell that came to my head that would work. I cast vivicection and hoped to tear into the dragon's flesh. I activated my boots of jumping and because the dragon's mouth was full of halfling bits he had to spit before using his breath weapon this gave me the chance to role a critical with a +4 dexterity penalty while in the air. My hands passed through the beasts flesh and i rolled a 10 to rip out its heart. After landing on the ground and seeing the dragon dive-bomb into the ocean, crushing the clerek, the 2 mages and wizard reappeared along with the damaged clerek and they all said "WOW that was great" and i loooked at the heart in my hand and said "uh... anybody want this thing?"
and then everyone, including the dead guy, said "I DO!"
and i then reared it back into my inventory and said "AY wait a minute... what's so special about this thing?"
"Well you know the movie dragon heart!" the DM said.
I nodded
he said "Well that's a dragon's heart!"
"OH YEAH!" I slapped myself in the forehead and still have the item today.
if anyone has a good idea on what to do with the heart, please, PM me [img]tongue.gif[/img]