Robe of Venca, cheap imitation copy of Robe of Vecna, handwash only.
Nike Boots of Jumping, need to be pumped up by hand first.
Adidas Boots of Speed, same as normal boots of speed but twice the price and will be out of fashion in a month.
Kilt of the Mechanic, cursed item, -2 to tyre changing skill but will instantly make the wearer the centre of attention.
Glasses of Attention, make a spectacle out of you.