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Boots of Grounding- they send you to your room roght away.
50% off boots of nastiness- filled with al the nasty stuff you can think of: mother in-laws, next door neighbors, slugs, etc.
only half off the never-before-used price of 13456 gp!
Belt of Mermaidman-shrinks all your enemies, at the low price of 12234 gp!
(p.s- nobody knows how to work it)
Cloak of Spam- instantly creates many fun-filled posts for you, such as "hi", "sup?" and "lol", without you lifting a finger! Gradually transforms you into a different rank! Half off! (previous price: 198 trillion gp)
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