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Deiter Leafblade · 07-17-2002, 08:11 PM

I've played it a few times and it's hilarious. The game is called Munchkin.

Want to thank my friend for emailing this to me. [img]smile.gif[/img]

It's a card game that makes fun of RP games.

Here are some of the armor and weapon cards

+4 swiss army polearm, +3 broad sword (females only) +4 Sword of slaying everything except squid. Boots of Running really fast. +2 sneaky bastard sword. +3 really Impressive title. +4 Lawn roller. (Usable by dwarfs only) +3 bad-ass bandana.

Some level up cards.

Convenient addition problem- go up a level, Whine at the GM- go up a level, Promise the GM you'll stop telling him about your character- go up a level, Wash the GM's car- go up a level. Pay for the pizza- go up a level.

Monster cards

Level 14 unspeakably awful indescribable horror. Level 1 potted plant. Level 7 moon maidens...yes they moon you! Level 13 Thing with a name so long there's no room for a picture on the card. Level 12 bigfoot(+3 against Dwarves and Halflings) Level 4 snails on speed. Level 14 stoned Golem. Level 9 santa (-5 aganist elves. he trusts elves, the fool!)

[ 07-17-2002, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Deiter Leafblade ]

07-17-2002, 08:11 PM	#1
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	I've played it a few times and it's hilarious. The game is called Munchkin. Want to thank my friend for emailing this to me. [img]smile.gif[/img] It's a card game that makes fun of RP games. Here are some of the armor and weapon cards +4 swiss army polearm, +3 broad sword (females only) +4 Sword of slaying everything except squid. Boots of Running really fast. +2 sneaky bastard sword. +3 really Impressive title. +4 Lawn roller. (Usable by dwarfs only) +3 bad-ass bandana. Some level up cards. Convenient addition problem- go up a level, Whine at the GM- go up a level, Promise the GM you'll stop telling him about your character- go up a level, Wash the GM's car- go up a level. Pay for the pizza- go up a level. Monster cards Level 14 unspeakably awful indescribable horror. Level 1 potted plant. Level 7 moon maidens...yes they moon you! Level 13 Thing with a name so long there's no room for a picture on the card. Level 12 bigfoot(+3 against Dwarves and Halflings) Level 4 snails on speed. Level 14 stoned Golem. Level 9 santa (-5 aganist elves. he trusts elves, the fool!) [ 07-17-2002, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Deiter Leafblade ]