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We are The Collective. Our long journey through hyperspace has brought us to your puny planet. Our normal tactic is to immediately assimilate all sentient beings into our collective conciousness.
However, we have a problem. We are powerless to resist the temptations of really nice coffee and assorted patisserie produce. In countless millennia traversing the multiverse we have never encountered such a distraction.........er.....help!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Please send a cleaner for the Table of Doom as well, if that's all right with you......
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I am Dyslexia of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.
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